What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:41

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

No go.

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Loons and Moons

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

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